The Ranting Beaver

Here's one - what a way to go. Apparently, the Champagne Room was too much for a young "gentleman" who died shortly after a private session.

Secondly, peep out the newest young lady I am admiring as of late - Alex Sim-Wise, most notably from Loaded magazine. Anyone who knows me, knows this is right up my alley.

Lastly, have you heard the "backlash" from Phillip Rivers calling Jay Cutler's momma something unintelligible ... across a football field no less ... from the sideline. Real brave. Here's Champ Bailey doing a fine Shannon Sharpe impression. Silly, given both QBs are really quite horrible (I wouldn't draft or waiver wire either of them myself).

The Beaver and I were talking about this guy last night, so I thought I'd find a video to check it as I hadn't see him in a couple of years. Jeff Dunham is a very talented and funny comedian - ventriloquism is his thing (and if you haven't see Walter, Peanut or the Jalepeno on a Stick, shame on you!).

Lo and behold, I found this little gem, just in time for Christmas. He's got a new puppet (at least new to me) - which I think he named Akmed (sorry if I screwed up the spelling). Enjoy!



Can't wait to see more ... guess I'm gonna have to get tickets the next time he's in town. Or search my trusty friend YouTube some more ...

- Ken

How about an odd mouse pad for the perv in your life?

Or perhaps a unique re-visioning of the old school pencil sharpener? (Thanks for showing me this one C-Lo).

Whatever you get - I hope your Christmas is fun and you get what you want. And not those damn socks from Grandma ... unless that is how you roll.

- Ken

Pimping myself out. Here is a logo design that I did for a friend, but she wanted to go a different way. Ah well. Posting it as practice work, showing what I can do.



I freakin' love how this one turned out. One man's opinion though ...

This one is for all of us that had to suffer through a 6th grade Art teacher who thought she knew Spanish because she spent a month in Mexico. That's right, I pulled out a Mrs. Rock reference. (Okay, so only Rico and Marcella will understand that one other than me ...). Enjoy this AWESOME video pointed out to me by Jolene!

Ok, first of all, the name - that's funny as all hell to actually call an athletic supporter (read: cup) something like that. Unforgetable marketing in that alone, but if you want to go the extra step, make a video out of demonstrating this product and put it on YouTube. Enjoy!



This takes balls (pun intended) to stand behind a product like that. Wish more companies would have this much confidence in their products. As a bonus, and I know Ricky will love this, you gotta appreciate the Chris Sabo cameo near the end (good god, that is a name I haven't heard in years ...).

I'm sold. How about you?

Not much to post, but at least I have something to share.

Here's a story about an announcer getting the boot for being clever. Too bad. Not enough people have fun with their job.

A really, really wrong MP3 that a friend showed me. If you don't laugh, you're not sick enough to be here. (Thanks Philly!)

Lastly, my friend Carlos, always looking out for my 'mental health' pointed this link out. Gotta book my flight for the next one ... makes me want to almost shun American football. Almost.

Have a good weekend!
Ken

Have I got a deal for you ...

How about a light-up, scrolling LCD belt buckle? That's right, you can tell people off or simply draw more attention to your crotch.

Go ahead, buy one, you know you want to.