The Ranting Beaver

So yeah, I haven't posted anything new here for almost a month. A drought like that happens from time to time, but I think this time it is because I am debating on moving this blog elsewhere. Partially because I think Blogger isn't as good as it could be (and others are doing this MUCH better than a Google company, imagine that) and partially because I seem to be the only one posting anymore. I'm not even sure if people are seeing this anymore as we get little or no feedback/comments/etc.

Nothing is happening at the moment, but if I do move this, I will post a notice and go from there.

Thoughts? Comments? Whatever's clever.
- Ken

The Beaver is going to hate this, probably my NY friends too, but I had to share.

For the Yankee fans, I know your team recently won the World Series and all, but it doesn't mean I dislike the Yankees any less. Sorry, there's no more room for me on the bandwagon (I'm not really sorry). After I saw all of the so called 'fans' come out of the woodwork, stuff like this cracks me up.

Thanks to The Chive for the image and the laugh.

Hey to all the Men In the Blog . Get your ass up and take care of your ladies It is mothers day SHe is the Queen 4 the day .. na mean

Ken you are a freak and we all know it so next time the is a show i will call you and see if you want to go with hey I can get free ticks my sis has hook ups in the industry. the next vegas convention we are there all three of us, the TBR team ... did you miss me that much that you had to dump your dirty thoughts on us all..

Beaver

oh yes ......
guess who is back and found time to check it out and say hay all....
IT IS ME THE BEAVER ,, this year has started out with a bang bang bang ( J. witherspoon) that is my boy check out the number one stand up comidian on dvd . I have been verry bussy and my fickin computer has been acting up.. I can use some help with my computer ..... plug ken I v u u know.. hey hey Who will i see at Monday Night raw may 26 I will be there repersenting AQR and The TRB .. now i must go I will post soon and soon

Peace the beaver

Been pretty quiet ... wondering what happened to the Beaver and Mr. Scary ... just saying ...

At any rate, came across a crazy video again that I hadn't seen in a while so I thought I'd share. Enjoy!

what is going on ...
now you can get the big C from in haling the microwave popcorn fumes... no no not only that but a lady that worked for a movie theater for 25yrs doing popcorn developed cancer over the fumes. WE as a society need to stop Inhaling the fumes and wake up. The air we take in the water we drink the paper we wipe our asses with the clothes we where the car we drive the pen we use who Knows we are all going to become ex stink... the cavemen are making a come back and we are repeating history... the Ice age is melting and we are in different weather patterns. Things that make you say hummmm. ( Arsenal Hall )

da Beaver
forgot his pdw (my past Drinking ways ) so that is why you have not hear the sweet nector of the BEAVER in a while... I am back I will memmber this time... too many pistals in the past. Floks I come to you clean AND ready for the world .. So what has been going on yes I heard through the vine that a so called BRITTNY tired to make a come back at the VMAS sorry girl but the beaver shot was sad enuff.. Oh yes I did go there. It looked like BEEF STRUGGANOF on the wall ......eeeeeeeuuurrrrruuuupppp.... any ways get off that and i mean get off or you are in trubble. K fade is laughing and that is wrong.you need adopt a pole dancer ..

Lets us al pray for the Family of Chirs Benuie
too me if you are that far gone why why why why why take your 777777777777777777777777777777 year old son too .

MAY THE LORD SAVE YOUR SON AND KEEP YOU IN HADIS BITCH fu Chris molde dad place the bible at there sides I give you the big F why why why you shoulde of just kill youre self




beaver out

In the resent events i iiiiiiiiiiiiii a WWE fan neverknew that he would have been able of this. Yes he was reborn butttt......... I still fill there is more to the motive.....H e loved his kids WHY????????????????? RESPECT is what he lived for buttt ..????????????????? beaver is stumped

Chicago this week, NY next week. Damn. Hot and muggy both ways.

Will post some more fun stuff later, but wanted to pop in and say 'howdy' to the Beaver crew. Rico - call me immature, but you and your splashing cracks me up and no, I won't grow up already. Heh heh.

I hope to get a chance to shoot some pictures while here, but that all depends on others unfortunately. Ah well. I have some reason to come back to Chi-town now, my dad is here, so that works too.

See you guys when I get back. We need to work on that day off thing we talked about.

Ken

It has been almost a month since my last post. and boy the BEAVER needed the rest .................SPLASH IN THE BEAVERS FACE.............. IT hit me hard on.... the knees you know ???? anyone .. now i am alone been there done that and didnot but the shirt...

muff about me soooooooooooo what has been going on? I know the METS are tanking hey I told you. never trust a BEAVER, or is that never unerestimate a BEAVER...

I have to go it is past my mimi time so i Love all .. So GOOD NIGHT

It's all quiet on the Beaver front. Why is that?

Recently i went to my local video store to rent videos and I notice a Young couple in their teens. Me and my son pic out movies and the same couple were in line first. He was all over her like he had just got out of jail or the WAR. With his index finger in her.... you know sounds like pin och. in my mind I was saying you go man get yours but in front o my son I was saying look over there at spider man. NO my Son fix on the action was asking questions.... So I told him real quick that he is saying I love you and hi in a quick breath so he would not understand. he look at me and said you are lying and I want to see that spider man movie.... Two weeks later I was fixing a pluming issue under the kitchen sink.. and lo and behold bent over under a sink He ran by me and ramed a Hot Wheel in my ass and said I Love you ......
Moral of story Watch what you say in front of your kids it will hit you in the end.

Hi all
The Beaver has been out due to an abs est tooth and medication and i mean medication..... Sorry. .. But I would like to reflect on the moments on my back in a slight coma................................................................................................................................... Bush's solution to the War is more Troops.. I woke up out of my coma with the aka and said och i mean that is not the answer. We need to bring them home . too many Men are losing there lives for WHAT? You tell me................................................................... Bring them home and let Nature take its course..
Middle School history to now is repeating it's self ....I AIN'T STUPID .I read between the lines I know I had realist teachers and I lived through it so far. My own son tells me day to day Daddy I want to be a Marine, that's cool ..If motion is vetoed Hello DRAFT .. THINK ABOUT THAT .. We all have heard the stories I know first hand... Trust me .. no more

beaver

Hi all.

You wanted the beaver sssssssoooooooooooooo u got my atention No NONONONONO Iam sorry but I am Real to the game and what u get is what u get MIDA nOOOOOOO we dont do that here we speak the truth. ssssssssssssss

Hello Beaver here ....................

I can hare now . sssssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooo I believe that all of that is si/.,!@Thr Beaver is here and Iam NOT THA SIHT ............. I Wish but ................ I whant a moment of silence 4 tha homies All ....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Don't you hate when in the middle of your favorite jam your head phones give out. I got so mad that I had to use my back up. NO the back up is that i have to shift to right to left ....... Like when I am u know Just LOOK !!!! You have been there tune in Tokyo Too many Reminders. I go Sleepy now BEAVER NATION .........

Beaver here coming to you live here.. Just a few things on my mind. 1 Bro were is the love you never brought out the Beaver I LOVE YOU TOO>> Guacamole too you with a cherry. Bling you it!!!! Congrats too Yolanda you go girl. I know where we are holding draft this year .......... plug .hint..wink..wink..nugg.. BEAVER CHAMPS...sorry i farted out loud....... is it bad when the cops show up after... it is just funny to me... All they say is call PLUMB PROS ... cha ching .. clean mouth.!!!

First .... Let's all pray for the victims from the Virgina Tech Shooting. I agree with Mr. scary. If you have a problem talk to some one,,,,, If you have an issue leave it to you Leave everyone else alone.. I know I have been through it.. Not the Pussy , AS IF. LORD pray for the families of this tragedy.

Sorry but metts will go to the end but will come up short and lose sorry... Hey I KNOW THE ROCKIES SUCK .. don't spray it..

Did some one say lets make a movie I am down and I mean way south I want to be Dirt BEAVER In big bright lights. I am a big shining star.

Soooooooo I will be at your house to see the disturbing movies and listen to your up lifting music to night and i will bring the little beers..

Beaver here and i am ready to splash out the sour cream dipp...
Be ready send the kids to bed call the FBI CIA NNL NFL AFL PMFGM PMFGF CEC FUS WWE ........................................just be ready to hit the buzzeard