The Ranting Beaver

Hi all.

You wanted the beaver sssssssoooooooooooooo u got my atention No NONONONONO Iam sorry but I am Real to the game and what u get is what u get MIDA nOOOOOOO we dont do that here we speak the truth. ssssssssssssss

Hello Beaver here ....................

I can hare now . sssssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooo I believe that all of that is si/.,!@Thr Beaver is here and Iam NOT THA SIHT ............. I Wish but ................ I whant a moment of silence 4 tha homies All ....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Don't you hate when in the middle of your favorite jam your head phones give out. I got so mad that I had to use my back up. NO the back up is that i have to shift to right to left ....... Like when I am u know Just LOOK !!!! You have been there tune in Tokyo Too many Reminders. I go Sleepy now BEAVER NATION .........

Beaver here coming to you live here.. Just a few things on my mind. 1 Bro were is the love you never brought out the Beaver I LOVE YOU TOO>> Guacamole too you with a cherry. Bling you it!!!! Congrats too Yolanda you go girl. I know where we are holding draft this year .......... plug .hint..wink..wink..nugg.. BEAVER CHAMPS...sorry i farted out loud....... is it bad when the cops show up after... it is just funny to me... All they say is call PLUMB PROS ... cha ching .. clean mouth.!!!

First .... Let's all pray for the victims from the Virgina Tech Shooting. I agree with Mr. scary. If you have a problem talk to some one,,,,, If you have an issue leave it to you Leave everyone else alone.. I know I have been through it.. Not the Pussy , AS IF. LORD pray for the families of this tragedy.

Sorry but metts will go to the end but will come up short and lose sorry... Hey I KNOW THE ROCKIES SUCK .. don't spray it..

Did some one say lets make a movie I am down and I mean way south I want to be Dirt BEAVER In big bright lights. I am a big shining star.

Soooooooo I will be at your house to see the disturbing movies and listen to your up lifting music to night and i will bring the little beers..

Beaver here and i am ready to splash out the sour cream dipp...
Be ready send the kids to bed call the FBI CIA NNL NFL AFL PMFGM PMFGF CEC FUS WWE ........................................just be ready to hit the buzzeard

What is up my fans? I have a few things to talk about today.

1) GO NUGGETS!!!!! Talk about getting it right at the right time. Bring on Flop Ginobli, Cry Baby Duncan and the rest of the wussy Spurs.

Now of course Spurs will win the series behind the help of the refs who will award them around 45 free throws to Nuggets 15 per game, and we will have players bleeding with no fouls called while Melo and Camby will breath in the wrong direction and get a fould called, but I am now ready for that, as that is what the NBA has been reduced to.

2) Virginia Tech Shootings. My thoughts go out to everyone involved (except the pussy who can't handle things with himself only). So your having troubles, oh boo hoo kill yourself, not 32 other people with you. To make things easier go do it in a dirt field so we can just hose the shit down and be done with you. But nooooooo life is so hard you have to go and take 32 innocent lives with you.

3)On topic of the shootings......MEDIA SUCKS!!!! Stop blaming video games, movies and music. You think these kids are listening and watching bad mainstream stuff...come pay a visit to my house and I will show you REALLY disturbing music and movies! Maybe, just maybe, we can blame the pussy and those around him? hmm how would that be for a change?

4)Mets......uh guys you may want to wake up....October wont be a possibility with the crap you guys are calling baseball right now. Sure you are a game out of the best record over all, but the effort just doesn't look there to me! Oh well the Rockies are coming up on the schedule soon.....SWEEP!

5)Welcome Yolanda to the said Doubleclick/google family with Ken. I hope Yolanda has a better time at gooclick than she did at etoys. Dougle seems like a great opportunity to start a career at and lets hope she can gain some great experiences at Dubgoo.

6)While Ken is thinking of writing a book, I think I may be inspred to do the same. Only mine will be a nce dark piece about a haunted house owner who has "the goriest" and most life like haunted house around. The reason being? Some patron don't make it out alive and become part of the attracion.

Now of course the media wont like that and start blaming "mr-scary's vault of horror" the reason the next shooting is happening.




7) HEY FELLAS......LET'S MAKE OUR OWN MOVIE@!

Holla atcha boy!

First off Congrats on the acquisition I hope this is a great thing for you. If I know you it is beyond great. I hope to do business with Double Click in the near future. So what is the new name going to be? I can think of a few....... I will hold my comment..
Second When did they come out with the little beers. Beer is not to be cute while drinking it. It is like me turning to my boyz and saying. Hay you look cute Drinking that little Beer. Or did someone say hey lets make mini beers and see what people think. To me it is a night out on the town and saying that I am going to drink a little tonight.. NO To MINI beers ...Man Law!!

Apparently you CAN get to anywhere in the world easily. Just ask Google Maps for directions. Check out line 26 of the directions listed here. The directions look straightforward ... on paper anyway.

Additionally, Google made some jaws drop (and subsequently productivity for a couple of hours - I know firsthand) late on Friday the 13th (kinda creepy timing-wise) by announcing that they had purchased DoubleClick for a measly $3.1 billion. It's all just numbers on a computer somewhere in the Caymans when you start talking that kind of nonsense. Way to one up MSFT guys.

How the HELL are the Nuggets the hottest team in the NBA right now? Winning 8 in a row? Just doesn't seem natural somehow ...

Last thought for the day - I am going to start writing a book and title it "Everything Comes Back to that Movie Friday". Why not.

The Beaver is awake. 'Bout fricken time man. Long live the Beaver.

WE ARE NOT THE RANTING BEAVER FOR NOTHING ........


HELLO AND WELCOME TO OUR SITE THA RANTING BEAVER ....

Hey Hey
Don't think you are safe... you claim to be 2006 champ ... yes that is ture but you are lucky final round you had to play the Toros you know they were a first rate team and you took advantage. Just like my man Justin Timberlane what comes around goes around.. next year I am going undefeated... What take another break sssssssssssssss I have just opened my eyes. This is going to be a great year for tha Boyz Trust me Bros. Investments ....ss
BEAVER I am WATCHING YOU

Hey Mr Scary

You thought you were safe not in this league BEAVER 2006 CHAMPS kiss my HEISMAN. All my jugalos called and said sup and bow down to tha BEAVER....
Kidding ... so who do you think will make it to the world series and win it? Not the METTS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH that hurts but it is true..The Beaver Predicts Yankees.. sorry they are vindictive..

Sorry , Sorry
But Bro you just pulled a Twig from my damn and I am responding. Audie Me Dos I am going the other way on your teachings..

First.. Bro when have you cared about
what other people are thinking.. Bro no dis respect I love you but nesiseto jevos. boo who the are watching... Let them watch I will give a show. All Legal but bending some rules with in limits. Good job watching out I love you for that but Be TRU to tha BLUE.
We all know the way I role jevos out and to the wall. oooohhhhhhhhhhh it feels good to be back sorry to the fans but the Beaver to a break from all. No it was not REHAB What do you think we are Rock stars.. NEDDSS not here Just Tha Boyz....

The damn is falling so i need to go and fix it FE AM I am a member and a don er.

Cue the 80's song. The RIAA and MPAA apparently think it's okay to be deceptive and impersonate people.

For more info read this story:
RIAA & MPAA Story

As a side note - if you are still filesharing through a P2P, then I would highly recommend either stopping or getting 2 or 3 versions of virus scan. You never know who's out there and what their intents are (there are some bad apples that are out to expressly ruin people's day).

- Ken

Happy Easter to tha Boyz and to all out there reading this message.
The Beaver is back and tanked up. Be prepared I have seen a lot with a clear mind that has been mind bending, and i will emancipate my injections later.......
Easter is a time to reflect the rising of Christ. and to hid the Eggs and paint them purple..

Next week my expose on the Jamie Foxx Tour 4-4-07. Go to jamiefoxx.com check out his site

Ever notice that some companies use the same colors in their logos ...

For example:
Google - red, blue, yellow & green (in the letters)
MSN - red, blue, yellow & green (in the butterfly)

Coincedence? Perhaps ... perhaps not.
Also, why those four (the primaries I see, but green ...)?

Just a random thought for today.

Want to see a fired bullet be split in two? I have seen the video and I still can't believe it - hella insane. Check it out here:

http://www.devilducky.com/media/59878/