The Ranting Beaver

Recently i went to my local video store to rent videos and I notice a Young couple in their teens. Me and my son pic out movies and the same couple were in line first. He was all over her like he had just got out of jail or the WAR. With his index finger in her.... you know sounds like pin och. in my mind I was saying you go man get yours but in front o my son I was saying look over there at spider man. NO my Son fix on the action was asking questions.... So I told him real quick that he is saying I love you and hi in a quick breath so he would not understand. he look at me and said you are lying and I want to see that spider man movie.... Two weeks later I was fixing a pluming issue under the kitchen sink.. and lo and behold bent over under a sink He ran by me and ramed a Hot Wheel in my ass and said I Love you ......
Moral of story Watch what you say in front of your kids it will hit you in the end.